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IT'S VERY hard to describe what Aquarian women look like, because they don't really conform in that way at all. (They often don't conform in any other way, either.) In fact, whatever the current fashion is, you can bet your last Pools coupon that an Aquarian woman won't be wearing it. If long hair and miniskirts are all the rage, she'll be wearing a skirt that sweeps her ankles, with her hair cut to half an inch all over. Aquarian women were the first to wear peach, pink and puce eye shadows and purple lipsticks, because they are outrageous trendsetters. But by the time their trend has caught on they'll be wearing something else, equally shocking.

A good example of the two halves of the Aquarian woman would be to picture a Greenham Common woman (Uranus Aquarius), sitting in her tent, glaring over a fence at Margot Leadbetter (Saturn Aquarius), clutching her pearls and cosy cardie, from The Good Life. Both are extremes of the same sign, with strong principles neither of them will surrender. We all want to be loved, but in different ways, and the Aquarian's need for love is quite different from a Cancerian's or an Arian's. You have to give an Aquarian as much freedom and independence as you possibly can. If you marry one, don't expect her to settle down, putting your slippers in front of the fire, tucking the kiddies up in bed, and making the cocoa every night. Otherwise one night you'll come home and discover she's rebelled, put the kids in front of the fire, tucked the cocoa up in bed, put your slippers on and walked out.

She's far more likely to want to reverse sexual roles, and go out to work herself while her husband stays at home holding the baby. She wants to retain her brilliance, not see it tarnished by a pile of nappies. All Aquarian women want the world to know how clever they are, and to get the praise they feel they deserve.

If married, she will certainly want her own bank account, but that is just the tip of the iceberg as far as this lass is concerned. The most obvious example of a liberated Aquarian lady is Vanessa Redgrave, who typifies the Uranian need for putting out not so much the dove of peace as the eagle of extremes. She has raised more eyebrows than most, but has always done so with consummate class.

A negative Saturn Aquarian woman can be pompous while positively, she can use her Capricorn qualities to become a JE head lots of committees and be a pillar of local society. A Uranus Aquarian woman who is prey to the negative side of the sign will be the one who breaks the law;

or she might use that extreme outlook to protest against the Catholic Church's attitude to abortion, and adopt all the causes she feels affect her as a woman.

The Aquarian woman can be prey to fits of egotistical mania, behaving like a combination of the Queen of Sheba and Boadicea on a bad night. She will swan about, being arrogant, pompous and rude, and thinking she is absolutely wonderful. Of course, she'll appear really silly, but you won't know if she's behaving badly because she is so pleased with herself, or because she's about to shock you.

The Aquarian motto is very much 'Live and let live' (by the way, a lot of them are into health fads or are vegans), yet the female Water Carrier may fly off the handle at something other signs will shrug off, or be acquiescently Aquarian over an issue everyone else is up in arms about. It's just one more example of the Aquarian contrariness - the Mary who had a garden full of cockleshells in the nursery rhyme was definitely born when the Sun was in Aquarius!

She can almost be a hypocrite sometimes because it may suit her to change her mind about something. It's not that she's vacillating vaguely like her Venusian sister. Libra, but that she's purposely trying to confuse you and drive you mad! Very often she will succeed. You will hear people saying time and time again of an Aquarian woman T just don't understand her', whether she's decided to ban fish fingers from her fridge for evermore, or save the whale personally in a rowing boat. The day before she will have had completely contrary claims, and she will have only announced the change in convictions to confuse you, and to liven up life a little.

In fact, the best way to treat an Aquarian woman who chops and changes, setting you in a spin normally only seen at a launderette, is not to say a word. Don't utter a peep. Never suggest she should do something, or not do something, because she will instantly set out to do the complete opposite of what you want. You are constantly playing a game with Aquarians, and the sooner you realise it the better!

Aquarian mothers treat their offspring as equals, sometimes to the consternation of other relatives, who have rather different views on bringing up children. Saturn Aquarian women will be just like Capricorn, so flick back a few pages and find out about them there. But those ruled by Uranus can be really radical, and will have no qualms about breast-feeding their baby on the bus. They will want to bring up their children for the new age, sending them to strange schools where they will be taught by a Swiss acupuncturist and fed on a diet of pulverised prunes, porridge and peanuts.

Aquarian women ruled by Uranus love revolution and disorder, havoc and chaos, although they would prefer to describe it as 'a change is as good as a rest' (as they watch you being wheeled off to the funny farm sporting a straitjacket and foaming at the mouth). There is nothing worse for Aquarians than to see things ticking along nicely. They positively itch to liven things up a bit. But, like her male counterpart, the Aquarian woman can be perfect in a crisis, so if you feel one coming on, make sure she knows about it!

Aquarius is the thunder and lightning of the zodiac, the gales and the hurricanes, whereas Libra is balmy breezes, and Gemini is gentle zephyrs. It's up to you to decide, when encountering an Aquarian woman for the first time, whether you want to put on your waterproof and wellies, or stick with your sunshade.

 







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