Gemini Love

Gemini Traits

See that guy at the party chatting up a gorgeous creature? He has not stopped talking since he eye balled his prey at 20 paces and then proceeded to offer them a cheese stick. In fact he is obviously completely overwhelmed and overwhelming, very Gemini since Gemini’s favourite words are Stimulation, Stimulation and Stimulation! And both sides of him agree that the magic of being a “twin” is that the big “S word” will always keep him on the straight and narrow.

Jekyll and Hyde

Our Gemini is making clear to the object of his potential affection that he is a versatile type of bloke, lit up by some spiritual light that burns within his soul and therefore, obviously the perfect lover. He will not let on that he is actually a “Jekyll and Hyde” polishing up his test tubes and morphing into myriad alter egos. In fact he is “Mr Giant Panda Man” on his days off. He is definitely complex, our Mr. Gemini and he knows that more than anyone, especially when it comes to Gemini love. You see, he likes the bright, pretty people who light up his cerebral cortex, “stick in the mud’s” are not his style. In fact, Gemini love does not hit the bull’s eye with home makers, knitters, embroiderers and basket weavers. The “lover” is always expected to drop what they are doing for sudden romantic holiday breaks or a late night rave on Ben Nevis, without all that fussing over shoes and accessories.

Gemini love adores expressing itself alongside its astral twins, those astro lookalikes that could cause problems, especially when one does not know where the horrid twin begins and the nice twin ends.

Gemini love is cerebral. Gemini love is original yet diamond rings still go down well – may be because Gemini love appreciates affluence, but expects a present to come in a different format at next year’s birthday party.

Gemini Flaws!

The main problems are those Gemini promises. Yes, you will be taken out shopping on Saturday afternoon, yes we will buy that new divan, yes we will build an extension, yes we will discuss marriage – Gemini love has a tendency to open its mouth too wide due to a compulsive talking complex. Remember, he might not have told you a number of factors, the one about his overdraft, or that small detail about saving for a passenger plane, simply because his cerebral cortex gets ahead of him every single time.

Gemini love needs a friend almost as much as Aquarian love does. A friend is someone you can stoke the coals with, warm your feet by the fire with, talk psychology and the mating rituals of pet rats. All theories can be examined under a microscope of mental insight with a friend. If you can hold your side of that conversation then gorgeous Mr Gemini will be yours forever, but please do not dare to point out that you are waiting for that kitchen extension. Then Gemini love will morph into Gemini distain and you will find yourself at the end of a blaming, shaming monologue, which can last for more than 40 minutes without you uttering one single word!

Now that is true Gemini love for you.