Horoscope for today Gemini

“There was a little girl, who had a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good; when she was bad she was horrid.”

Gemini Characteristics

Your single Gemini chap really likes that fun verse his mum always used to read to him, he also likes to rise early in the mornings. He probably has a number of early morning wake up calls laid on just to be sure he hits the sunrise with the right attitude. For example, an alarm clock, Bonzo the Great Dane jumping on his bed at 6am with a copy of that Horoscope for today Gemini in his jaws and an automatic tea maker, all three wake up systems on going at the same time.

Before reading the horoscope for today Gemini, our Mr. G will shave fast, dress fast and eat fast. Breakfast has to be gotten over as quickly as possible. Gemini singles out pretzels, nuts and cereals as he reads the horoscope, dials that early morning phone call to his mother, his sister, his boss, a friend or his latest date well before 8.30 am.

Usually our handsome, lean, Gemini will say “Hi” to the neighbour, “Hi” to the bus queue, usually zooming in on the least miserable looking person and then chat to them as if they have known each other for 20 years. He is oblivious to their sullen silence, scowl and fish eye, he just has to keep life entertaining.

Mr Gemini loves to talk, talk and talk again. His jaw moves fast, his eyes blink continuously and his smile is super charming. He is nervous, compulsive and intensely curious. As he sits at his office desk he will have approximately five phones on the go at the same time and all his multiple Gemini personas will be revved up to fast talk a sale, a project, a design or soft talk the bad tempered colleague, the hysterical girl friend and the Inland Revenue He is a great problem solver, trip organizer, report writer and PR consultant, sometimes a brain surgeon, more often a team leader.

After he has read his horoscope for today Gemini, yet again, over his lunch break, which is usually a highly flavoured pizza, he will then put on his leggings and run five times around the block to keep in shape as he talks on his phone, listens to his iPod and writes a project, in his head of course, about new fangled telecommunication systems. Do be surprised he is so active, he has that “Winged Messenger Mercury” biting at his heals and it is known that Mercury spins faster than any of those other, far more boring, planets.

But even though it is true that our Mr. Gemini communicates well, he can split right down the middle and morph into the ugly twin at the hint of emotional conflict. Watch nice Mr. G transform into a Hannibal Lector lookalike, another great communicator, when put out.

Mr. Nice G, once morphed, will tear up that horoscope into tiny fragments and stamp on it. How dare the girlfriend insinuate he is hyper active, what does she know about his disturbed childhood.

At this point Mr. Gemini really does waste his energy screaming tirades, monologues and nagging speeches down his mobile phone just to make a point. He should be applying all of his energy to applying for that personal assistant posting to Angelina Jolie who is also a Gemini, after all his Horoscope for today Gemini said “a great opportunity awaits you!” Why did he not calm down, he thinks as he kneels on the floor trying to stick his horoscope back together with glue.

He does not mean to be horrid, he never means to be horrid, it is that quicksilver mouth and insightful brain that sees behind people’s mean inner motives, he thinks. Yet psychotic is not a word he tends to use, even though the ugly twin is into taking over when he is not looking.

He has to get home now. So he will run to the bus stop, push thru the queue and scowl with the rest of em. He does not like to look good when he is dejected. Thank God Bonzo the Great Dane understands why he launches into a monologue, listens to his favourite Bob Dylan Compilation, Dylan is a Gemini, apologizes to his girlfriend, calls Aunty Jean, irons his shirt and watches the Nine O clock News! Bonzo is smiling as dogs do, knowing he won’t have to wait long to go “walkies!”