Horoscope Pisces

Who is that beauteous yet languid being staring into your aquarium? So attractive, so special so pale skinned and perfectly attired in aquamarine blue. They are just about to read your hand and tell you how much you have learnt from past mistakes, even how long your life will be, because spiritual truths are their “gig”. But ask this particular “exotic” to read your best friend’s hand on at 9.00 am on the 30th of August and they will “hum” and “ha” and said “don’t call me I’ll call you!”

Just one of our twenty questions to keep you on your toes? What sun sign would less likely be “pinned down” appointment wise, career wise, or emotion-wise? Well the trigger words are “Horoscope Pisces”. That unique horoscope Pisces will probably be discovered written on ancient parchment in a pirate’s treasure chest.

The Horoscope Pisces will help you float thru existence like a splendid angel fish, or your more “common and garden” haddock, happy to be immersed in the waters of infinity with them. That Horoscope Pisces knows all about the workings of that great ocean of existence, so it is not difficult for our fishy folk to swim in compassion, self sacrifice and dedicate themselves to a cause celebre (or someone very attractive).

Pisces Attributes

The Pisces, both a feminine and mystical water sign will intuit you have an inferiority complex before you do. They will know that a great love has left you and that you are planning to immigrate to Tibet as a result. They will also sense your broken heart and they will always have a Kleenex on them to mop away your tears. Often the Pisces sign pertains to a healer, nurse, psychic, psychoanalyst or doctor. They could also be your sensitive interior decorator, classical pianist or even a Mozart lookalike, many Pisceans are born with more than their share of emotional insight and creative intelligence.

Pisceans and Love

Dare we say that Pisces live through their hearts, rarely than their heads? Maybe because they have Neptune, the Lord of the watery worlds on their side? They also have the fun loving Jupiter that Lord of Luck pushing then to seek out that shiny pearl in the oyster every time. The only trouble could be a Piscean tendency to nurture arduous loves for the wrong guy or girl. Most Pisceans have some significant love story buried in their watery caves. The Piscean will tend to ride the currents of joy to sadness on a daily basis, you see, so emotionally indecisive passions, like the complex adoration Robert Burns had for the elusive Anna, to whom he wrote many a poem, or Peanut’s love for the unavailable “Red Haired Girl “are classic Piscean love “twisters”

Pisces will find it hard to get confrontational; they think it best to keep those nastier feelings under wraps. They might “seem” extrovert, but don’t touch their private diaries, or over feed their goldfish, they could sizzle like water at a high boil and all you will see is smoke.

Pisces is a water sign who has no resistance, no defence mechanisms to the horrors of existence, but just a flowing tendency to retire to the comfort of an underwater cave blowing bubbles as the tidal wave comes to call. But if you really have done a Pisces wrong, either buy them an amethyst necklace or ring or some water lilies for their fish pond. But dare you not wade into that pond after kicking a football into it, their pond is their pond and a Pisces Horoscope makes sure that it is murky and as full of exotic fish as possible. Your football will just have to stay there, floating on the surface, until it morphs into a watery appendice. That is Piscean for you, surrendering to hard realities is their only option.