Leo Horoscope For Today

1757340lionNormal folks who have just got out of bed, only to realize that they cannot find their credit card, stub their big toe on the coffee table and it is still raining, might be inclined to utter the odd “‘%%!!!%%%” but they will not go down on their knees, raise their fists to the heavens and roar now will they? That kind of behaviour is normally restricted to a fire sign that has just read their Leo horoscope for today and has been warned of overreacting.

Leo Attributes

The “phrase all the world’s a stage!” could be central to any Leo horoscope for today. The fact that our loveable Lions have forgotten their bruised big toe and are putting on the snazziest shirt in their wardrobe, ready to face their demanding public, should not surprise us. Nor should it surprise us that Leo foreheads congealed into a scowl a second ago, radiate a golden glow two seconds later. Remember Leos live their lives for the good reviews and being miserable, badly turned out and bad tempered does not get good reviews.

Leo’s multi task so they can get on with their life mission, which is to be the centre of attention. They usually like those tasks to be carried out by a legion of maids, servants, down-on-their-luck friends, secretaries and footmen, but woe betide if one of their “staff” dares to feed the cats. Only Leo can give his “Mimi”, “Whisky” and “Loo Loo”, their cat biscuits. Leos adore the feline of the species and will always look a straggly haired stray straight in the eye, a feat only accomplished by a chosen few.

Day To Day Leo’s

So after our Leo has brushed his luxurious mane a hundred times, he is finally ready to stomp out of the house. He will be clutching his attach case under his arm, reading his Leo horoscope for today and slurping his latte usually all at the same time. As we gaze at him in admiration, we wonder at his “nine on the Richter scale” good looks. How handsome, broad shouldered and attractive he is. Leos are always handsome, broad shouldered and attractive, even the ladies amongst them. In any event they will fill a room with the best money can buy. Best shoes, best suits, best jewellery, best girl, guy, fan, hanger-on etc. Everything in life has to be intense, hot, spiced and flavoured.

But the real trouble is that the Leo Horoscope for today has informed our pussy cat he better be careful, because he might meet a “tall dark stranger”. Leos adore “tall dark strangers” since they our “big cats” always get the guy, or girl. Their chat up line is beyond reproach, their sexual attractiveness unquestionable. But once the object of their affections finds out that the gorgeous Leo is only to be worshipped, things might get a little “freaky”, all that Leo pouting, shouting, yelling and cursing can be very unpleasant, when all that the tall dark stranger did was infer Leo was a tad untidy. We joke, for Leo is the most generous of lovers, they shower their lovers with expensive gifts, even if it means still not finding the credit card because their mum has hidden it.

A Leo Horoscope for today will tend to point out how “superior” our sun sign friend is. The trouble is all the other creatures in the jungle might be unaware of this fact and gossip about that straggly mane and OTT roar. But deep down Leos are still sun children, they shine, they glow and they glimmer; we would have to be blind, stupid or just plain hard hearted not to love them!