Scorpio Free Horoscope

Famous Scorpios

Think Grace Kelly, Vivien Lee, Prince Charles. Think Marie Antoinette, Goebbels and Ike Turner, not exactly “Messrs. Available”, not exactly small fry either. We imagine reading a Scorpio Free Horoscope would be beneath them; they would not consider it user friendly, it would not be larger than life, or imposing enough. A Scorpio would probably like to pay to have a horoscope done, generally speaking. They would judge a Scorpio Free Horoscope as a tad “common!” They like their clothes labelled and laid out neatly you see, their houses in the right neighbourhood, their cars squeaky clean and their horoscopes perfectly calculated. Not that they are snobs, “just 100 percent” or nothing.

So, a Scorpio free horoscope at their finger tips or not, they want the best and they will award their favours according to what and who they perceive as good enough for them to spend time on. As Linda Goodman so wisely states in her epistle Love Signs.

Halloween

Every day is Halloween to a Scorpio. It’s trick or treat in dealings with friends, business associates, relatives, lovers or mates.

Scorpio and Pluto

We say Scorpio is so deeply possessed by his ruling planet Mr. Pluto, God of the Underworld that he knows more than enough about the dark side of human nature, in fact he knows it inside out, upside down, backwards, forwards and sideways.

When our pretty baby Scorpio incarnated on this planet as a very old soul, he guessed things weren’t going to be that easy. So he either had to hide his true identity with sunny smiles and a head boy demeanour, or ship out with the vampires and go for spiritual angst and metaphysical freak-out.

Scorpios in Love

If Scorpio loves you however, he will determine it be forever and through thick and thin. You can morph into Genghis Khan or Jack the Ripper for all he cares. But walk out on him without so much as a thank you and expect to have the body work of your BMW scratched, your beloved pansy flower beds walked over and your application for a new credit card refused because your ex, is a Scorpio bank manager, who did not give you a reference.

Scorpio Free Horoscope or not, Pluto fans can be righteous human beings. Billy Graham is a Scorpio. Indira Gandhi was a Scorpio. No matter how charismatic and aware of the “Dark”” Scorpios are, no matter how psychically evolved and convoluted they might be, they are certainly not the “baddest boys” of the zodiac.

Criminal Behaviour and Astrological Signs

In his article on “Criminal Behaviour and Astrological Signs,” Robert Melkonyan tells us that the FBI website cites “Cancers as the most booked criminals, which shows that they are among the most dangerous in the zodiac.”

Scorpios tend to be contract killers he writes.

Perhaps Scorpios tend to go for “contracts”, because “all or nothing!” is their favourite catch phrase. Certainly if Scorpios have it in for the human race, due to some childhood trauma or destructive gene, they will want to be professional when it comes to “bumping off”. In other words, a Scorpio with a criminal bent is not someone you want to walk down a lonely lane with, on a dark night, especially Halloween!

But then look at a Scorpio mum, she would die for her kids, rather than see them suffer. See a Scorpio buddy stand by her friend, she would prefer to be tortured rather than give away a trusted secret. See a Scorpio business man sign a deal on the dotted line; he will stand by his word to his very last breath. Scorpios are honourable, powerful, charismatic and devastatingly attractive. They can be boorish and stand-offish, but they would, at a pinch, read that Scorpio Free Horoscope if you are their best friend and you begged them to.