Astrologer Reading

Christopher Columbus

They all laughed at Christopher Columbus when he said the world was round. They all laughed when Edison recorded sound. They all laughed at Wilbur and his brother when they said that man could fly and they even told Marconi that wireless was a phony, but who is laughing now?

Think purple-haired-paper-plane-makers, alien autopsy folk, the Goths, think hurricane chasers, the abominable snow man, quantum physicists, string theory fanatics, bohemian guitar players, when we all know bohemian guitar playing went out of fashion in the sixties. These are not just case histories to be kept under psychiatric observation, these are Uranus fans. Astro addicts looking out for that yearly astrologer reading will sit on the edge of their seats at the news of Uranus on the warpath. Why? Well that astrologer reading will have more than one surprise up its sleeve.

Uranus

Uranus was one of those old Greek earlier myths for starters. Besides being a big shot, he was also son and mate of beautiful Gaia, the Earth mother goddess of all creation. Big familial mix up there!

Uranus digs Aquarians, having a very personal and nutty effect on its “chosen ones”. Any astrologer reading “worth its salt” will tell you that Uranus, the planet itself we mean, is so darned big, it takes up 30,000 miles to cross. It is also a very long 1.75 billion miles from the sun. But it is the planet’s “whirling on its side syndrome” that has given it its truly eccentric reputation.

Uranus and Astrology

So what can our favourite sun signs expect when Uranus comes knocking? Let us touch on three briefly – Uranus style.

Well, once Uranus hits Aries our friend will morph into “a know it all” with a luminous message for humanity. See our Aries camping in a Bombay slum and morphing into a self styled guru with temper tantrums.

As for Uranus in Virgo expect nurture and nature. Picture digging up potatoes and passing the soup, picture nature’s child fixating on bathing nude in mountain brooks and you have Mr. Virgo on an earthy ride through that good old Uranus vibe.

With Uranus in Leo, watch our pussy cats organizing benefit concerts. Think skin tight leotards and morning coffee with Mick Jagger, a Leo. Think hob knobbing with Madonna also a Leo. Think plans to scale a Himalayan mountain and resulting mystical truths being taught to the worlds deluded. Now that would be the final stage of Uranus’ great plan for our Leo friends, before they get carted off by the little white van with a red cross on it, of course!

With Uranus in Pisces think political exposes, think crumbling of the status quo, like the local golf club. In fact Pisces will be the first to organize a raid on the club sandwiches. It won’t be difficult for our Pisces to get out of the “swing” of things and lead an alternative life style, especially when booking the next Glastonbury rave on the golf club lawn.

The only good sense to Uranus is a sense of the ridiculous. Any astrologer reading will inform you of that. But remember, the mad people of this world help us lift the veil of “sameness” and “status quo”. In that capacity they win thru every single time! Again, any astrologer reading will confirm that statement!