Questions For Psychics

Okay, we realize that most questions for psychics are to do with issues like, “when will my boyfriend phone?” Or “will I win the lottery?” But your questions for psychics are not like other people’s! You would be the last to admit you have worked yourself into a state about asking all those questions for psychics, including the one about whether fairies actually exist.

You never got over seeing that fairy in the rose bushes when you were five. It looked very weird with a pointy face and slit eyes. It told you that it was just flying off to get hold of its friend, the tooth fairy, so you would get that present your parents promised you. You hoped it would be a red bicycle, actually it was green.

Fairies

Fairies love laughing at ridiculous situations or the foibles of nutty kittens and remember fairies will flock to silly people like “bees to honey”. Their pet hates are kill joys and cocktail party bores.

Fairies spring surprises. Think bumping into the love of life as you fall headlong down the tube escalators – having tripped up over a fold up push chair that nobody saw but you! Or you’re at the department store and a shop assistant tells you that you have just won an anonymous gift voucher, so you finally get that 500 quid organza party dress you have always hankered after. Or the happy traffic warden suddenly tears up a parking ticket in front of your very eyes, laughing as if he has just won the lottery, in fact he has! These are the type of incidents that tell us fairies are on the warpath!

Fairies love to find things under pillows; like the tooth fairy we referred to above? So why not write “Thousands of Pounds Please!” on a piece of pink paper and put it under your pillow. Or then again, you could write “True Love” and draw a heart around it. Be careful you don’t snore as you lay your head on the pillow, fairies don’t dig snorers!

You could anonymously send a fairy wish to a friend! Write in capitals on a small piece of paper, “A perfect wish is about to come true!” You could decorate the wish with a little drawing and sprinkle some confetti in the envelope, since you know your friend is yearning to get married. That would get all those mean poison pen letter writers tearing their hair out, since a “fairy pen letter” is so much more amusing than a mean, sneaky one.

Another way to attract fairy magic is to collect thimbles and blow kisses. Yes, blow a kiss at the kind shop assistant, the good natured tax collector, the anti riot policeman, your local politician and your pub crawling friends. See the fairy magic whirl around them like stars as that kiss transforms them into giggling gangs of dudes just oozing joy, love and generosity.

As you increase your thimble connection, still blow kisses, still place notes under your cushions and still believe that those wishes can come true. If you are happy, the fairies will flock to you in abundance, encouraging you to tickle babies’ chins since every time a baby laughs, another fairy is born!

And by the way, what were those other questions for psychics you wanted to ask? Oh yes, whether angels were real and magicians all looked like Harry Potter? Well, we will let you into a secret, the psychic is actually Potter in disguise. Don’t believe us, just you wait and see!